Harassment and Work: Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he...

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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You deserved it 3 312

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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You deserved it 8 294

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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You deserved it 75

By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 97

Seize the day

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 15:00

Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML

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kyleenstar 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:26

Now, Thats hot.

TurdMonkey 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:29

dayumm what a pimp.

Comments

leenheartlovex3 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:18

EWE GAY OLD ****.

kurukururock 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:26

Hey, how is this an FML? I would be creeped out a little at first, but then totally flattered, because at least he's not saying something about shagging your brains out. He was being so romantic!

aznboytellem 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:33

YDI FOR BEING HOT!

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:38

Creepy. Old. Pervert.

hazardharry 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:44

Wow, someone finds you attractive. Go complain about it on the internet.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:55

This is all because of that rich old dude who married Anna Nicole Smith. He became an inspiration to old guys everywhere and makes them believe that they can get young chicks too. Of course they ignore the fact that they're not billionaires.

keke_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:13

anyone commenting here saying it isn't an fml is because they aren't attractive enough to understand how creepy and perverted it is

Icarus3 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:26

Ew, report his skeevy ass for sexual harassment! It would be creepy to receive a note like that from anyone, even a young stud, if the two of you had no prior romantic relationship. Receiving it from a gross old pervert just makes it even worse!