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By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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By TacoMan32 - 06/12/2016 04:26 - Canada

Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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By Nostalgia - 08/09/2021 20:01

Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 04:19 - New Zealand

Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML

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By Stevarious - 10/07/2015 15:49 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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Jake_2013 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:02

That's a true FML

xxlauruh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:00

talk about bad timing.

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rebekahah 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:12

well now you won't have to worry about moving your stuff. :D

Imasweety09 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:14

I understand the feeling I had a house fire few years back its never a nice site hope everyones ok and any one who laughs karmas a bitch watch shell get u

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:14

take that landlord!

FarSide 22

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:40

I bet the pest problem is under control at least.

frogguts 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:14

aw :/

Pigpen181 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:15

At least, your saving some money on Movers

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:18

This is about as much a FML as I can think of. That's just terrible timing. At least you weren't (hopefully) injured in the process!

Blueglasscup 18

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:21

Wow... All I can say is FYL. No puns or crap jokes from me on this one. This is a true FML.

pieintheface 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:29

thats when procrastination us bad

pieintheface 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:29

thats when procrastination us bad

txgirl09 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:30

I am SO sorry. I too lost everything in a fire a few years ago. I hope that you had insurance.

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