Miscellaneous: Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie....

By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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You deserved it 4 895

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Same thing different taste

By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 111

You deserved it 40 130

Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 527

You deserved it 5 460

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 738

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 530

You deserved it 4 354

By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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You deserved it 1 833

By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 611

You deserved it 7 525

Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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You deserved it 83 230

Good tasting

By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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You deserved it 823

By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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You deserved it 91 879

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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You deserved it 8 523

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:31

Slip laxatives into his food.

thebigslim 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:36

To be fair .... anyone would laugh at Dickens.

Comments

ZachHatesPeople 22

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:49

If you were at college I'm willing to bet everyone knew you were high. So dont worry about looking like a retard.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:04

Weed is expensive, why waste it?

k8Pluss 8

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:10

To be honest....everyone probably just thought you were high.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:13

At least you didn't have to take a drug test

jade3424 21

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:22

Classic!

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:30

Now you just need to be a bit LAX in your own cooking and slip something in to really give him the *****, preferably something real spicy as well for the double whammy. Call it curry in a hurry >;)

BlindlyWandering 17

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:46

Curry in a hurry, I like that!

tmtx 4

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:48

So ******* funny. I would pay to see that.

ohfortheloveof 4

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:51

um i make fudge called the creeper and I wonder how much stuff is in these brownies? do you fools just throw it in with some LSD or what? I make butter maybe that is why? But seriously you're an idiot for not knowing whats in the food you eat! AND your dumbass roommate needs to look at the stoners cookbook and learn how to cook!!!?

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 7:14

What are you talking about??

RyWillieMitch 16

Saturday 24 January 2015 7:53

#30. Just stoner things. We wouldn't get it.

brand125 17

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:22

27 - do you evem know what youre going on about?

BlondePsycho 43

Saturday 24 January 2015 17:40

#32 from what i understand he assumes that batch of brownies was ridiculously strong which makes no sense considering the mundanity of what happened. Embarrassing yes, but there are worse things.