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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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RooBooBear 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

Take his girlfriend.

Goddess_Rummy 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.

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cooxoxo 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:14

Get that poor doggie back! He's not safe with an ass like your ex roomie!

Garon300 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:45

Call the cops.

sukitoff3656 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:59

Kick him in the balls then take ur doggie

jahshuwa 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:43

Dump him girl, you don't deserve it.

renlady_86 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:03

I would have tracked him down and kicked his ass!

Roflcopterasd_fml 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:20

no!!!! not poochy!!!!!

stoneywoney 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:57

Poor doggie.

kei1108 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:36

So go get your dog back!! (and maybe call the police...)

kg163401 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:04

Call da popo

uncookedyew 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:36

ydi you were probably being mean

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