Animals: Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out....

By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 540

You deserved it 2 851

Back to School: Quiproquos and Notebooks
Laugh at back-to-school mishaps, with dazed students and overwhelmed teachers! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 187

You deserved it 3 810

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 260

You deserved it 2 751

Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 743

You deserved it 117

Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 720

You deserved it 86

By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 658

You deserved it 776

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 875

You deserved it 2 795

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 675

You deserved it 3 609

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 396

You deserved it 3 011

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 281

You deserved it 3 848

By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 157

You deserved it 2 235

RooBooBear 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

Take his girlfriend.

Goddess_Rummy 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.

Comments

nicolegreberis 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 11:59

That's unfortunate if someone stole my animal I'd get my baby back safely and then beat the f**k out of the ******* clephftomaniac

gofferurself 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 12:02

it is called the police, and in California the phone number is 911. Call, tell them that your frm roommate (insert name here) took your dog. Give them any contact information you might also have, and perhaps a picture of the dog and documentation that the dog belongs to you. Problem solved.

Martha_Plant 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 12:22

Get the dog back, and sleep with a family member of his to get revenge.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 17 August 2011 12:26

well go get it back!

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 12:56

Call the cops.

KatieeAdamss 17

Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:24

Awwh I feel got you! I couldn't imagine anyone stealing my dog! Hunt that bitch down, then plant drugs on him. Payback!

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:39

Got to the cops and get your shit back?

hurrican_fml 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:03

you know it's just a dog. can't you just buy another one?

fatass_ninja 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:07

u can't just buy another, dogs are like family members! PS. u suck for thinking that

JEHughes 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:32

82 is right. it's not "just a dog" if someone took my dog I would call the cops, get my dog back after I pressed charges and then beat the shit out of him.