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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Smyth 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:05

Did you forget to use your star power?

Steplo 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:06

play better music

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Bobby64 29

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:36

A few weeks ago, I was modding the FMLs and came across one that said something like: "Today, my band got booed off the stage. We were performing at my 10 year old brother's birthday party. FML" That would've sucked even more.

IpenguinFace 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:53

Well, obviously, you shouldn't have been on the stage in the first place.

kmanandh 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:59

ydi for sucking so much ass

helloS_fml 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:00

YDI for posting this for fake sympathy and simply sucking. Don't blame an audience if you suck, and if you think you don't suck, then don't try and get sympathy.

barrelroll1472 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:25

... they aren't blaming the audiance, it does suck.>_>

barrelroll1472 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:00

what's the name of your band, nickleback?

brandonm14 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:18

#2 FTW!!!

DRush_fml 12

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:37

YDI for sucking so bad!

DAN7IEL 2

Friday 13 August 2010 0:36

bwhahahahahahaha if u suck y do u perform

ChinnuWoW 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:06

WOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAA THATS SOO FUNNY!! ydi for sucking at music!

emo_devon 11

Friday 13 August 2010 1:15

well that's rude of your audience! >:( I hate how unnecessarily mean ppl can be...I mean srsly! how would THEY feel if they worked up the confidence to finally go onstage, and ppl just start rejecting them in the rudest way possible?? I'm really sorry OP, that sucks

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