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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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One man band

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Smyth 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:05

Did you forget to use your star power?

Steplo 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:06

play better music

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Hellooomindyy 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:31

That's probably a good sign to find a different hobby, or a better musicians to work with. Sorry your band sucks OP, FYL.

BubbaCatLove 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:31

Everyone in the God forsaken country has a band. I'm sick of it. When are you talentless freaks going to realize that you have to KNOW people to make it big in the industry? Just quit trying. The people on the radio don't have any talent, anyways. YDI for being in a band. YDI for sucking. YDI for not KNOWING you suck.

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:35

huh thats what happened to my friends when they were in the school talent show

MattC13 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:41

lmao

guitarshredder10 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:43

Well maybe you did something to deserve it...

ScottishGal 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:46

Hahaha 666 votes.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:51

Next time, don't use William Hung as your lead singer. (Use his less well known brother, Me Hung Fat)

fmlislol 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:55

I'm 11 and have a great band.

MattC13 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:57

You're 11 and play Rock Band.

Dolfyutt 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:00

YOU LIE!!!!!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:11

I am 12 and what is this?

lovely220 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:57

Sorry, your band sucks. Move on! Become an exotic dancer or something. I've never heard of them being booed off stage. Problem solved.

remy3106 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 19:05

in just guessing here but they probably booed u off stage becuz U SUCK!!!!

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