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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By disembob - 03/12/2012 02:26 - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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One man band

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Dean - 15/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Smyth 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:05

Did you forget to use your star power?

Steplo 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:06

play better music

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0930charlotte 2

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:17

That would be my worst fear as a musician. I play in a orchestra so it wouldn't be so bad :S I really sorry for the OP! How awful.

Kawaiichan42 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:50

No body who goes to the orchestra is rude enough to boo them off stage, or out of the pit, rather. One more reason I had hoped to play in one someday.

0930charlotte 2

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:21

*I'm

babyqeelove 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:27

ydi for thinking your band is all 'cool' when really you guys suck :) try youtube first & then see where that takes you :D

thisismeFMLing 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:38

So don't suck. Keep practicing and get better, getting in the music biz is tough!

MikeyyyyLover 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 20:42

maybe you shouldn't suck

happychick_09 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:07

who gives a shit

Instablend 3

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:30

are you nickelback?

ilovechuux13 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:50

I bet they're better than Nickelback. Everyone is, except Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.

angtaffe 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:57

u suck!!! boo

iloveurmother 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:58

boooooooooo!!!!

mc1900 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:07

you must have really really sucked. i've seen tons of crap bands but none actually got booed off. haha

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