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By Pizza-less - 04/09/2011 04:16 - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By maza - 09/08/2019 22:00

Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML

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By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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herpitydurteedur 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:20

Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

ritzbits 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:18

pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

Comments

Petal23 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:03

it's not easy being the friend in that situation either - i know, cause my parents were always that stingy!

ThaHero 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:05

It's his money he spent. He isn't obligated to feed you.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:26

It's called being polite to your guest. No matter what.

lovejdbieber 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:12

invasion of privacy much??? but still, owned. that's gotta hurt

lulututu 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:46

Bieber sucks.

Egnar 19

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:17

Obviously your suspicions were correct but. . .What made you so curious that somebody said they had to go to the bathroom?. . .Does your friend normally not excrete waste?

Conart4327 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:17

And you checked his phone because????

eatpussy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:17

I say there is way more to this. I think that OP overstayed his welcome or wasnt invited to his friends house and just showed up. Honstly if i was the dad and my son's friend continueously(sp for you gramma nazis) showed up at our house without being invited or kept staying too long or both, i wouldnt really want to feed him

creedaddict 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:28

Wow ... Lol next time his over ur house do the same it's not like he can say anything ... Lol ...

rj33445 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:36

U have a grimy friend

emo1993 1

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:45

In what way do you behave that they take the effort to work around you? I know of at least one thing... Checking others phones = don't want to be around.