Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments...

By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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Saturday Night Fever-ish

By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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By sorryyouweregone - 25/03/2013 13:13 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:57

Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 24 January 2011 0:04

What a bitch. Get a new friend.

Comments

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Monday 24 January 2011 8:13

if my bestfriend ever did that to me, id take the food with me to school or their house the next day, and fling it all over them. Just sayin'...

RockoW 0

Monday 24 January 2011 8:45

find new friends

gozar_fml 1

Monday 24 January 2011 8:56

Mmmmmmaybe she wanted to get banged by some dude instead of having dinner with you?

camp1013 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:01

something similar happend to me earlier today...... we have no lives

Lilstephie 6

Monday 24 January 2011 9:45

A friend of mine did something like this, she decided to go out with her boyfriend instead. The worst part was I was at her house with no way to get home

Saarr 0

Monday 24 January 2011 10:37

Dump the bitch.. fyl

underguarded 20

Monday 24 January 2011 11:31

Why didn't you try to say something when she was on the phone. if my 'friend' tried to leave , I'd tell her happily ' to get the **** out of my house and don't plan on ever ******* coming back'. what type of B.S. friend leaves you stranded???

ShrukiantheMad 0

Monday 24 January 2011 11:57

Congratulations on being the worst host ever. Bring out some chips dip and a movie or something, preferably after the 1940's?

DakotaCat 4

Monday 24 January 2011 14:09

It's days like these I'm glad parties at my house are awesome with music, food and a pool. Maybe you should invite more people so if one person can't make it atleast you aren't alone.