By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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Radi0Waves 0

Yikes... you need some bladder control

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iamghostbad 0

wow were you "pissed off?" sorry I had to.

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Darkhumor 0

maybe try out kegal exercises? or maybe you just have a problem and should see a doctor about it O_o

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astro_plastic 0

...did you pee so much that it immediately showed through your pants? If they actually witnessed you laughing and simultaneously drenching your pants in a geyser of piss, then FYL. But other than that, there's no way they'd know, so in that case, YDI for having no sense of humor. And for peeing yourself.

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comatoast 0

Geyser of piss??? .................ewwww

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Sinisin2010 0

I almost pissed myself reading this response!!! hahahah, geyser of piss...where do you come up with this stuff? I have to agree though, it's not really that bad unless they see you with a wet spot in your pants or after you start laughing they look at you thinking you have your problem contained and look at your crotch and you've pissed yourself again. You might be losing a best friend and a boyfriend.

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I_Love_FML12345 3

probably she just comes up with it from the top of her head like i usually do XD but a geyser of pee LOL that made me laugh so hard! i could now imagine it perfectly thank you for showing me the light! 8D

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strandedinalimo 0

Hey now, you don't know whether or not she was just remembering what made her laugh to begin with.

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Giorgio272 2

This is why women should stay in the kitchen and away from people. They just end up pissing themselves or doing something ditsy. Leave it to the man honey.

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chikiitaaa 0

yea your girl can stay at home cooking and cleaning. you can work and support her. but when she asks you for money for shoes, clothes, etc. please DO NOT complain :)

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astro_plastic 0

This is also why women never interact with you, #24.

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Intoxicunt 5

#24: "Man honey"? I've heard of man meat, but honey? That sounds a little gross to me. Do you have a fetish or something? If so, I'd be happy to cover you in honey and tie you to an anthill.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Hey, leave #24 alone, he needs the internet to vent out his fustrations towards women because in real life, he is probably the overweight weird kid who cant get a girlfriend because he farts all the time and breathes out of his mouth.

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Cazzybum 11

#24 needs to punctuate as well as stop being a chauvanustic douche. it should have read "Leave it to the man, honey."

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thatsoviciouS 0

I am so sorry that happened.

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lettertjes 0

Since the pissing herself only happens when she laughs, it's more likely a pelvic floor problem then a bladder problem.

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purplehaze980 0

@24 ... or more like stay away from ppl Like u!!!

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penpal33 7

@24 ... Women deserve alot of credit and making a sexist comment just shows your ignorance. @OP ... Have yourself medically checked. I think the problem is similar to children wetting their bed coz they don't have control

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bfffness 0

stop drinking so much water

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