Miscellaneous: Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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akalisser 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:38

And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.

xxfallenangelxx_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:11

**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch

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nicanatasha 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:28

um. just leave, find some new friends, maybe some with jobs...

akalisser 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:38

Sun_Kissed18 25

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:41

Win. Thats what I would do.

pechi_305 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 16:41

And get super wasted.

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:44

Wow they're gay

iTunesAddict 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:45

Hey, she never said she didn't leave. But yeah, FYL. Get new friends.

kaelendra 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:45

that's when you turn and leave though preferably after they've drinks they'll have to scramble to pay for if you don't pay first for drinks there.

evilbrent 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:56

Not a FML. For it to be an FML you'd have to actually have BOUGHT them drinks. Then it'd be a YDI. Just buy yourself a beer and drink it and say "What? Aren't you guys drinking too?"

G33K_141 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 8:47

You obviously don't get the point of this FML, OP was being used by what she thought was her friends!!!!

tinyphreak 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:02

Get new friends?

snowieflake 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:07

Wow. That sucks. I seriously hope you just said "**** you all", left them, and then got new friends. They should not expect you to pay for all of them, just because you have a job. FYL.