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god, please tell me you didn't end up paying for them...
In that situation, you go to the bar. You get some BIG fancy mixed drink w/ fruit and an umbrella - for you. Get each of them a glass of the cheapest, piss-water beer they have. Your job, your paycheck, your call on what drink you buy for diff people. Oh, and call up the 'friend' at 5:30 the next morning (when you get up for work) and 'Thank' her for the evening out.
leave her and stop being a doormat.
I would have burst out laughing at their presumption and left.
YDI for being friends with bums
lol I would have said "let me go get some more money from the ATM" then never had come back :D
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And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch