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What a bunch of bitches!
If there was for example four other people there who wanted me to buy them drinks, I would have refused, bought five beers and had a great time, just to piss them off.
Just don't buy them anything, then the joke's on them.
Get new friends. Preferably ones who have jobs.
HAHA,I wish you were my friend.
Hah, I've got a jackoff friend who does that all the ******* time. He has a job, but he wastes money on a $1200 tv when he doesn't have cable, $12,000 car that he bought using a credit card, $60 tv stand for the useless tv, etc etc. Yet he expects us to see him as a charity case and even goes out with us then says he has no money once the bill comes. I haven't spoken to him for about six months even though he asked for $300 last week. So yeah, OP, I know how you feel. Just **** 'em and move on, you don't need this shit.
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And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch