Intimacy: Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful...

By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2023 10:00

Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML

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Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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lollipop217 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:33

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:48

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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justinsbaby291 0

Monday 2 March 2009 19:49

woow this girl clearly isnt a very good best friend if she believes some junk someone else told her without talking to u

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:25

i just think thats funny made me laugh a bit inside

macfluffers 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:10

Assumptions are dangerous.

never_mind_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:14

Just because she's a virgin doesn't mean anything, how do you know if you're not gay? Have you tried men either? And don't listen to any of them, when you feel it's the right time to come out you will, i know what it's like ;)

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 27 September 2014 2:06

Being a virgin means you haven't had sex, so yeah, in this situation it means a lot.

wordsinchain912 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:34

You definitly should have told her you were Lez and you had to have done something to allow her to believe whoever gave her this false tip

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:55

Haha GREAT best friend. How does she NOT know you're a virgin OR a lesbian?!

Vonnick 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:38

You should sneak into her house and go muff diving. She just needs to be convinced.

Panda_a 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:40

same thing happened to me. i know how u feel

shit_happens2me 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:02

OMG, that happened to me this very morning. WOW

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:18

sounds like your best friend isn't worth your time If she was really your best best friend, you would have been able to trust her with knowing your sexual preference. And if she did know, and still slapped you... then she's got issues. Very likely something happened with her boyfriend. My best guess is that he's thinking of - or already has - cheated on her. She's not ready (or mature enough) to handle it so it's easier for her to just decide it's all your fault.... that you tried stealing him from her etc. I hope you can find some more mature friends.