By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

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Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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lollipop217 0

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

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Lou_Briccant 0

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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aidenkush 0

wooohoo! go lesbians xD

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JamesM9794 0

serves u right for being les

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diaRocks 0

you should tell her who you really are. if your best friends then she should understand and not be judgmental right? Good luck with it though, i think we should start a team xo_lezz to encourage her :D

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CanadianHuney 0

are you still a virgin if you **********?

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zwonders 0

I'm sorry why don't u prove that ur a lesbian or do what most guys do and say **** her and ignore her till she comes to her sences

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RufusCade 7

She's your best friend and she doesn't know you're a lesbian? YDI

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2gether4ever 0

if she is your best friend then she should know your a lesbian

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twilightluver347 7

**** all of u who say she ******' deserves it 4 being a lez. just **** u ignorant bastards. **** u.

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jpwdragon 0

surely then, you at least enjoyed the slap ;)

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