Intimacy: Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful...

By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2023 10:00

Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML

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Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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lollipop217 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:33

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:48

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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yumpinyiminy 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:01

So, basically, he told her he was cheating with you so that he could still see the girl he's ACTUALLY cheating with.

coco_28 0

Monday 27 July 2009 19:37

haha nice that pretty funny haha but it probably would work haha

Whymewhynothim 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:04

lesbians r hot >.>

MacKeracher 4

Friday 7 August 2009 7:28

lol sexy, but shes not a les and that would just ruin the friendship... the only way she would do that (or even ask) is if she had some sexual harrasment problems at a younger age. Since then (if she does it) shes having trouble with a not sexually orianted relationship and is having commitment problems...

kimboslice17 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:15

so how do u know if ure really a lesbian if ure a virgin? u havent had sex with a girl.

BrEnNo1023 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 15:38

#93 'how do you know you're a lesbian if you haven't had sex yet?' ... Wtf kind of logic is that? Are you missing parts of your brain? and #81, **** you.. just **** you. You idiot. FYL; **** your life for being a complete bigoted homophobe. I bet you've never even KNOWN a gay person before.

Shouri 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:45

lol I love your honesty

LLgood 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:56

Man, that sucks. I'm sorry you have such a bitchy friend. And people that think lesbians need to have sex to know that they're gay are idiots. Being gay isn't about sex. It's about identity. I've never had sex with a girl, and I know I'm bisexual. To the OP: Just ignore the bigots and gay haters. They aren't worth it.