Miscellaneous: Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Getmeout - 31/05/2012 06:50 - United States - Hartfield

Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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She's lost control again

By wellgreat - 14/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML

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JuzReading 23

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:06

Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.

baseballbv 17

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:08

Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.

Comments

nelliegw 26

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:02

What a dick! Report his ass.

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:14

Report him. That was very unprofessional of him.

kendall123232 3

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:22

A perfect example of bullying in school.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:22

Tp and egg his house!!!!

Mii99 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:23

Now that's what I call an evil teacher

juanschwartz 18

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:23

FYL

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:25

I would've laughed at it like it was a joke. Not to be mean but build a bridge and get over it. That's what I do. Brush it off sweetheart.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:26

How embarrassing seriously that's cruel

thewife5 19

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:26

Sounds like sex ed not biology. Everyone isn't attracted to the same traits so his theory is just that ..

kittcatt 8

Wednesday 23 April 2014 7:46

Actually there are some very general traits that people are attracted to. Lighter skin, hips that are proportionally wider than the waist, a flat stomach, shiny healthy looking hair. On a very basic biological level men are attracted to young, healthy looking women that can give them offspring while women go for the older males who can provide for them and their offspring and provide protection.