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I bet you were pissed after that...
Im a guy n i had to do it also infront of a female n i couldnt do it so i told her, well if ur gonna watch then least hold it for me
Hardy har har! Dude youre probably 12 judging by the way you spell. Just shut the **** up and learn to respect females who are only doing their job!
I feel your pain
pee all over the outside of the cup on purpose
Wear sunglasses and use eyedrops.
He probably has a golden shower fetish but didn't want to get caught up in that whole sexual harassment stuff. Just leave him a cup of pee on his desk every morning and laugh every time he closes the door for a little "private time".
Good thing you aren't in the military cuz u would be taking a piss in front of multiple people almost every month. Get over it it's only every now and then!
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Better to pee in a cup in front of a stranger than get fired for refusing to take a drug test. Sure it's uncomfortable but if you haven't taken anything you've got nothing to hide.
Yeah he meant that. His iPhone just autocorrected his entire sentence.