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Yeah that does stink but I have been at the same job for 16 years, have NEVER gotten a Christmas bonus and haven't even gotten a cost of living raise in over 5 years. I don't even get a mug and public thank you. So realize your life could suck a while lot more.
I work in a sector where it's illegal to give Christmas bonuses and haven't had a pay increase in almost 5 years so no sympathy from me, just be grateful for what you have :)
Be happy, I just got a .50 cent off coupon for my bonus.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Thank you
YDI: you're being greedy. At least you got something. Some of us get nothing
I work for an award recognition company, so we get bonuses regularly. I would've been perfectly happy with a mug. I could use a mug for my desk. :)
Better call cousin Eddy on him
It's the gift that keeps on giving all year long
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At least you got that. Bonuses aren't guaranteed, and some bosses don't recognize their employees' hard work.
I'm sorry OP he might be like Scrooge, damaged at a young age. :/ Anyways, Merry Christmas! :)