Work: Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and...

By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML

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Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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Monday 20 October 2014 23:31

Your boss will get what he deserves, don't worry.

shay_serendipity 29

Monday 20 October 2014 23:35

Okay, if he didn't recognize you when he drove past, that makes it a little less bad on his part. But if he knew he was the reason for getting mud all over yourself and he still had the nerve to call you out on it, he's an asshole. Sorry OP.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 21 October 2014 0:09

Let's just assume that he didn't know that he drove by you...

thatguy240 27

Tuesday 21 October 2014 0:12

You should have hugged him

Frenchtony 17

Tuesday 21 October 2014 0:16

I don't think that the government has been a long day ahead and get the hang of it...

JayGatsby 25

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:58

What?

Frenchtony 17

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:05

You know that the government has been in a row of love for the past few years. I just want to be able to see the point of having to wait. I mean it is not like I said that the company has been in the world and I love it !