Work: Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend....

By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By SM - 30/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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randomthing 22

Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:36

Wtf... is that even legal?

K_kanaka 26

Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:39

Sue that bitch. It doesn't matter how bad her ex-boyfriend was that's not right.

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sarg1994 3

Wednesday 30 January 2013 6:31

Call HR thats gotta be sexual harassment sue the b.i.t.c.h

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:07

It wouldn't be sexual harassment because she's done nothing to op, except hold a grudge against him for looking like her ex.

FlyyBrook 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:52

probably cuz she can't date subordinates and she wants the DDDDDDDD!!! LMAO! tap that!

itssoratchet 10

Sunday 19 October 2014 5:06

she just wants u

RandomRaveDude 10

Monday 11 May 2015 4:05

That's not legal. You can press discrimination charges if you want your job back.

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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