By cthulhu help me - 01/03/2013 18:22 - United States - Cabot

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML
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HandaPitler 1

Write him a note and sign it with your bosses name

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ShannyAK 16

I get why your boss wants you to fire him, but that's not fair

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gizmo92 6

I reckon op should fire that guy because he must be getting fired for forwarding the message to the boss about Tanya hahaa

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bladomas 2

idiot... you have nothing to fear

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jlpteo 6

That shit is kinda scary, hope you turn out okay!

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katties 27

I have a friend that is really muscular. He does do protein powder, but would never do steroids. Very cool and harmless guy.

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NellyFC35 19

Have witnesses......no get a body guard....better yet fire him by phone....good luck!

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Damitol 3

Good luck! Walk to your car with someone and pray you can run faster. Alternatively fire him and tell him your boss ordered you to do it...and give names. Haha

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faygo_chick 5

It's not you firing him its the boss. If he doesn't understand that, when you come tell him then I see why he needed to be fired.

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