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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Macon

Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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triplebeerox 27

Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

Jac_d_ipper 10

Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a ********?

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jazalea8 16

Saturday 22 June 2013 6:58

It depends on your job where I can see this as being okay. Most professions, this is not an appropriate thing period. It could be classified as sexual harassment.

neonstarr 15

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:13

What a lovely boss. Think he deserves a box of chocolates.

rom_rider777 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:29

He probably will never fire you. If he did such a favor for you.

LemonandLime 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:49

72, look up the definition of "joke". You'll find your answer there.

yadanax 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 9:55

Omg that's embarrassing :0

4ml 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 11:49

At least your not saying Today, my boss posted a video of me throwing up at work. FML!

LyraAlluse 25

Saturday 22 June 2013 14:12

This makes me curious about what the job is. And my morbid mind keeps picturing a job at a funeral parlor.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 20:26

Sounds like your boss is super nice.

BabyGirlJr1 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 1:05

dont drink and dont come sick if your preggo

SaintJimmyxx 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:49

what the **** is your job?

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