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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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By hi! - 17/09/2021 14:00

Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Macon

Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML

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You deserved it 527

By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 277

You deserved it 10 293

By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 311

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triplebeerox 27

Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

Jac_d_ipper 10

Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a ********?

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perdix 29

Friday 21 June 2013 16:56

#16, No, but I saw someone drop a Junior Mint into one.

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 21 June 2013 17:02

Hopefully, you're ill or have food poisoning, and not just sick from drinking. Then your boss won't be too pissed off.

angelitared 27

Friday 21 June 2013 17:02

Are u pregnant?

willard3663 20

Friday 21 June 2013 17:50

Is it the bosses baby?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 June 2013 17:13

Face mask will stop the projectile part of vomiting but it's not going to stop vomit from coming out. Facemasks are meant to stop germs from the surgeons breath.

MrsPegg 45

Friday 21 June 2013 17:26

I second 30: From my actual experience, Ive seen a doctor sneeze (in the O.R.) and even the mist came out of the mask *shudders*

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 21 June 2013 17:55

I really hope you're a chick. Otherwise that's just weird.

JacobH34 10

Friday 21 June 2013 17:58

On the bright side you have a very nice boss! *starts whistling "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"*

Epikouros 31

Friday 21 June 2013 18:13

The crime scene isn't getting any cleaner that way.

GEBEH 14

Friday 21 June 2013 18:21

16 should definetly change his profile picture

GlennVDM 3

Friday 21 June 2013 18:35

It's only your second day and you've already got the boss working for YOU? Good job!

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