Work: Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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By StupidJob - 01/09/2016 23:23 - United States - Batavia

Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML

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By hi! - 17/09/2021 14:00

Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML

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By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Macon

Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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triplebeerox 27

Friday 21 June 2013 16:10

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

Jac_d_ipper 10

Friday 21 June 2013 16:14

Were you giving him a ********?

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kiswani_anas 4

Friday 21 June 2013 21:32

You have to say what you do

kayteel2 6

Friday 21 June 2013 21:40

At least they care.

Hodges82 9

Friday 21 June 2013 21:46

That's a nice boss.

life_sucks225 13

Friday 21 June 2013 21:48

sounds like an exciting job. Good luck on day three! :D

shydal88 7

Friday 21 June 2013 22:05

Nice boss. :-) good luck on your new job.

AnnaLovr 7

Friday 21 June 2013 22:24

Well that was very polite of your boss. Most boss would get mad or something

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 21 June 2013 23:38

I am now wondering if your boss is male or female, and if you are male or female. I think you should marry your boss, regardless, if you are both single and attracted to the gender of your boss. People like that are hard to come by.

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:31

At least he/she didn't fire you, they're helping you out

ginawater19 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:36

Don't party so much

ender6137 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 4:54

Since when is BDSM a job?

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Today, my 18th birthday, I woke up vomiting with a temperature of 104 degrees. After I settled back in bed with some water, my mom said, "This is how you're supposed to feel on your 21st birthday, not your 18th." FML

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Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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