By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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holybuckets 0

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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SilentTreatment 7

Get a mistletoe, hang it above your buttcheeks and tell your boss to "kiss my ass!".

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RuCheezBurger 10

From reading this, Id say youre in the spirit. From the last line

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thebaconweave 0

Ahaha so is your picture!

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Actually it's rather disturbing! I'm shocked the Mods haven't banned you for that.... Really? You just have to show your pubic region,Really? >.

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thebaconweave 0

Have fun with it start singing jingle bells!

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1JDub 6

Tinkle? So Im guessing ur pretty lame so, YDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Use something more legit that the word op used.

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YummyBubbles08 0

What else was OP supposed to say? Pee? Piss? Number one? Pretty sure they all sound "lame".

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Tabisfabulous 0

I work at sears and retail with this recession going on I done heard all Christmas songs

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ColtPlaya 0

Looks like you need a "Christmas Vacation". If you don't get the reference you are missing out.

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