By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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holybuckets 0

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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mattorama 15

And people wonder why retail employees aren't so "jolly" by Christmas. Because they've been listening to "Silver Bells" and "Jingle Bell Rock" for a month and a half on repeat.

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FYLDeep 25

I had that back when I worked my first job at McDonald's, so it's really not just retail. There's really only about 5 different Christmas songs. They are just sung by many different artists.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

LOL, hearing the same 4-5 songs played over and over again, just sung by a different person, is definitely an irritant. But seriously, people in retail aren't "jolly" because many holiday shoppers tend to be horrible excuses for human beings. During the year, I get bitched at by a customer maybe once a month, if that. But in the holidays? It's once a day. -___-

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Buttsexpirate 9

Was that last part a double entendre? Because I wouldn't mind a full-blown jingling.

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hateevryone 14

this doesn't sound like an fml. just try to get into the spirit.

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yrkamurka 4

Jingle bells.. Thanksgiving smells?! :D

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SirEBC 7

Sounds like a shitty situation.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

At least your boss didn't put a fake snow machine in your place of work, like mine did.

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enopola 5

Nothing says class like a fake snow machine at your local Sizzler.

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bri1215 7

i serioulsy hate when people go all out for christmas especcialy before thanksgiving

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Ashystar 1

well in Aus we do buts that coz we dont have thanksgiving

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

But-b-b-But I thought it was the best time of year! "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas..."

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