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By soon to be unemployed - 28/01/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By Adam Jensen - 18/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

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By Workhorse - 12/07/2014 21:11 - United States - Athens

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By amf - 03/06/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 11:02

Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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Get the message

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 20:00

Today, I got a screenshot from my former supervisor's Instagram that stated, "Finally, I'm rid of these morons at my work." That's how I found out me and other workmates had been laid off. FML

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By maxthndr - 10/02/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 04:55 - India - New Delhi

Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML

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mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:11

Your boss sounds very mature. Sorry op.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:12

You should have sent a pic of your middle finger

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Daydreamer4466 6

Thursday 30 January 2014 13:29

What a jackass.

fatkidfalling 11

Thursday 30 January 2014 14:15

Wow, how unprofessional

cloud1138 10

Thursday 30 January 2014 15:10

Laid My Ass Off

amb95x 17

Friday 31 January 2014 2:09

Your boss is an arse.

lol_fuck_you 3

Friday 31 January 2014 4:15

Wtf lol

jimbo365xlm 3

Friday 31 January 2014 20:05

Boss sounds like he has a dry sense of humor. Lmao.

cbhoward1998 8

Wednesday 5 February 2014 8:18

your boss is a jack ass

finklefck 5

Saturday 15 February 2014 4:11

That's illegal actually has to be a formal written termination of employment..

Baller121 9

Saturday 12 March 2016 1:03

Lmao

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