Health: Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 21:40 - United States - Lusby

Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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Bondage

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 17:30 - United States

Today, my boss had a "team-building" event, which involved a game of trust falls. As I fell backwards, my coworkers failed to catch me, and I crumbled onto the floor. I'm now spending the afternoon in the ER with a sprained ankle, and my boss called to check if I still trust the team. Great bonding experience, guys. FML

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Fore!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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Prank you back

By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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But… the economy!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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The blame game

By unemployed - 20/04/2013 00:16 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 23 September 2013 2:51

Well they will certainly remember you, and you might get some sort of deal out of pity :D

Welshite 39

Monday 23 September 2013 2:52

I hate to say it but better you than an executive.

Comments

ctchan2381 5

Monday 23 September 2013 9:58

it totally sucks for you... but how did you manage to injure yourself by swinging a pole towards a ball? If you can mess up that bad on such a simple task, i have no idea how you lived to be your age without setting water on fire and burning yourself alive... you kind of deserve this one

JanisEvans 10

Monday 23 September 2013 11:52

Just how though?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 September 2013 15:09

@39 You've never been hit by a golf ball. There's nothing safe about the eager folks following you on the course and who think you're moving too slow.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 September 2013 15:14

You did this without having any golf training? I've trained for years to be able to perfect my golf swing to the point where I have to go to the hospital. Life is so unfair how people are able to do with no effort what other train a lifetime for and can't achieve.

cecilk 29

Monday 23 September 2013 15:28

39. You have never been to that golf place on Lofoten Islands. Someof the starting points are on cliffs to which the golfer has to climb up. One wrong step and you are swimming in the Norwegian Sea.