Intimacy: Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above...

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2022 18:00

Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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shortyshort21 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 16:00

she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*

Wolpy 9

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:58

Well, there are!

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callmecourtney 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 22:29

What I'm getting from this: The OP wore a low-cut top to the office. Her boss tugged it up around the breasts, much the same way that any woman would do if someone said "You're hanging out..." An invasion of personal space, certainly, but not an FML.

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:16

If you dress in appropriately or unprofessionally, why would you not expect your boss to have something to say about it? It's a workplace, not a night club. Well, I suppose it could have been a night club, but still. You don't walk around with your breasts hanging out at work unless you're a hooker.

writergirl23 19

Monday 30 April 2012 11:13

Who says they were hanging out? There might have been only a bit. A bit might be enough to set said old men off

graffix1976 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:55

She can't do that. Go get here, get paid!

bugaboo810 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:03

number 11 is the exact reason why u don't flaunt it at work

birds_fml 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:25

If you didn't let your **** hang out all over the place, this wouldn't have happened. If a guy walked into his work place with short shorts and a bit of nut skin showing, everyone would agree THAT'S inappropriate. Unless you work as a hooker, put them away when you're supposed to appear like a professional.

emo_devon 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:40

well, maybe your boss was jsut concerned about your safety?

acevu 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:41

I would have been looking!

glambert1998 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:41

wow,if my friend anthony found out i was wearing a shirt showing cleave,he would yank my shirt straight up.he accidently punched me in the face one time