By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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Kayokku 1

Good work on those reports today, Johnso-- HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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Cad6 24

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!

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bprince25 0

I say "brownie points"... the boss didn't wanna have a shitty conversion with anyone else.

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Cutieday101 0

?????????WTF????????????

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C94_ 0

Did you Get a rise..... I mean raise

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Jakesterk96 8

Hey, look at comments 12 and 16 and decide whether or not your comment was necessary.

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HeroOfHyrule 0

"So uh..I went over the work and *plop plop ploppppp*"

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ishanisaboss 9

Your shoes must have been very fancy.

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HSOMGF 5

It seems to me that taking a dump, even on company time, doesn't qualify as a work situation and the boss should have waited until OP was done. Are there no boundaries anymore? Good ******* grief..

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