By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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Kayokku 1

Good work on those reports today, Johnso-- HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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Cad6 24

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!

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bubo_fml 10

Better a conversation with your boss than a glory hole situation...Then again, you could black mail him for a serious pay rise!

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br0ccoli 14

Is this where the networking really happens?

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twofirstnames 12

Something kinda similar happened to me. I was in the stall and my friends walked in and said, "Hey Kailey". They recognized my noticeably blue shoes. It's an awkward situation, I feel for ya OP.

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gonad_gobbler 1

A similar thing happened to me, except it involved a glory hole...and a French gigolo...and whipped cream.

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venomousddog 19

And he didn't care about the smell, Op you have yourself a great friend

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SooInnLovee 6

Yummy. Jk thats disgusting. I would have disguised my voice and been like im sorry im not _____ (fill in the blank) lol idk what else to say.....AWKWARD

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Birdie_Sage 0

Nothing like a nice conversation with the boss while ********. You can expect a raise with that.

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GlitterAngel 8

Must have been a shit topic?

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