Kids: Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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Shocking.

Comments

PleaseCall999 2

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:38

To be honest this sounds pretty worrying, it takes something pretty awful to tazer someone. Maybe you should try to find out why she did it and if you need to step in.

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 1:58

Sorry, that's funny but you should have prevented her from accessing your taZer or taught her the dangers. I wonder how old these kids are?

Sweetpea22 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 3:28

The correct spelling is taser.

Samuel5463 12

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Grammar Nazi

Mailman2121 15

Wednesday 27 November 2013 2:33

People like you who cannot store a weapon properly do not deserve to get one. You are an irresponsible moron, no matter how fun it probably was to see an obese bully being tazed.

doggy1230 5

Wednesday 27 November 2013 3:19

In my view, two cases here. 1) (Most likely in my opinion) OP's daughter is a young child, in which case OP I hope you get fired and sued to hell for being stupid enough to leave the taser where she could get it. 2) OP's daughter is old enough to fully understand her actions, where I hope OP punishes her severely for potentially getting him fired. In any event, I dunno what the kid was doing but I doubt he deserved to get tased. .....still. The image of a fat kid getting tased is undeniably satisfying. xD

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Wednesday 27 November 2013 8:20

So you're saying that if he was, oh I dunno, maybe attempting to sexually assault her he still wouldn't deserve to be tased? Sounds like faulty logic to me.