Kids: Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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Shocking.

Comments

savmut 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:48

Ok really sucks for you but props for your daughter. You now know she's not gonna be bullied through life

megabeers 5

Wednesday 27 November 2013 19:57

That is funny

krissyXmurphy 5

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:55

this is perfect.! youve taught her well

XxLogikxX 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:21

i have the feeling he deserved it

maplecandy 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 22:51

Good girl!

Axel5238 29

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:37

This could self defense or not. Nothing suggests what the bullying was or the age of those involved. Using the taser may or may not have been justified.

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Thursday 28 November 2013 5:13

That is just precious

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Thursday 28 November 2013 6:04

I'm confused as to why you said the kid was obese. What does that matter? A bully is a bully, and all those actions are inexcusable. Also, why did your daughter taze him? Was he bullying her? Coming onto her? Trying to assault heR? We need more information here. And how is it an FYL if the kid, who you apparently don't like, had a seizure? Because you had to give him medical care? That's your job, isn't it?