By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
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junkman6 22

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Well to be fair, that kid probably had some sort of punishment coming to him. Still hope he's ok, maybe he'll be less of a bully.

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yerbduebeenehe 16

Couldn't agree more

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oj101 33

Reminds me of The Hangover. If you're the "fat Jesus", you might need to use 2.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Why would anyone have a taser? Self-defence.

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Dawnstempest 17

Or because they are into SMBD.

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

Wait, they're for self defense? Shit, I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

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Sweetpea22 14

*Defense* Sorry, that was bugging me. :P

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WellThatSucked89 13

Defense can be spelled either way. I googled it lol

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Zomg_Okay 26

68 - It is typically spelled "defence" in British English.

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ThatNinjaBoy 9

Well the bully part makes me think he deserves it so good job to your daughter.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Just use the good old "accidently on-purpose" line

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isabellasimone 18

Uh oh, why does your daughter have a taser?!

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StompinOnCrayons 15

I quote "my daughter FOUND MY taser"

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spluver0005 17

Okay that was wrong to do, but still, your daughter is awesome

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