Work: Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Green Lane

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

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By NotYourCopyEditor - 06/05/2019 22:00

Today, at work, I had to explain to a 50-year-old engineer that Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for a government contractor to use in a structural report. FML

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By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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By disgruntled - 09/12/2015 15:01

Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 16:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

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By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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By frustrated - 29/06/2011 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom - Normanton

Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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Saturday 16 August 2014 5:21

I don't know what you were thinking, writing a report in comic sans and expecting people to take you seriously.

Clawsified 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:24

I created an account just to ask this: How high were you to think that Comic Sans is a professional enough font to use to send a report to the board of directors? Might as well throw in emoticons in your report. " LOL Our profits are in the toilet T_T :((("

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KingOfTheLosers 7

Saturday 16 August 2014 11:20

If I were your boss I would have smashed you in the balls with a brick, even though it isn't legal. Then I would have made you write the report all over again, despite the fact that it was only a matter of changing the font. USING COMIC SANS IS A CRIME!!!

kitsy 14

Saturday 16 August 2014 17:32

If I were OP, I would've called the police and quit the job with you as my boss. Damn.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 16 August 2014 11:38

There is no way you didn't deserve this, comic sans is a big no

mister_icicle 17

Saturday 16 August 2014 11:48

Congrats! You're the only person in the world that missed the memo on using that font. It is abhorred by everyone, everywhere. Sorry you had to find out this way. :-(

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 16 August 2014 12:45

Always stick to times new roman or calibri

vaguelyconfused 3

Saturday 16 August 2014 13:03

http://www.comicsanscriminal.com

MisterGasMoney 16

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:33

Dude. Comic Sans? That's just poor planning skill. YDI

LennyComa 39

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:36

YDI nothing more to say

sjbartholome 14

Saturday 16 August 2014 15:37

there's a icon you can click for that ... I have nothing more to say

interesting33 36

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:45

Couldn't he have just asked you to change the font instead of getting rid of the actual words?

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:48

Comic Sans is so unprofessional! Got that drilled into me in high school AND college. I have no problem with the font in an every day setting, but for business? Rule of thumb: unless otherwise stated, you can't really go wrong with Times New Roman.