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What are you, retarded? Positive=he has cancer. What else could it mean?
I was thinking about "The Office" too! Whenever Michael thinks Kevin's negative test results means it's bad and that he has cancer! ...I miss Michael Scott.
What is wrong with you.
Oh damn OP, YDI for sheer naiveness. **** your life my ass....**** his life.
I'm not going to debate the ambiguity on positive/negative in this instance, but I'd love to know what rock you've been living under to not know what cancer is and that having it is not good.
Obviously he knows that having it is not good. That's why he thought the boss should celebrate, because he thought he didn't have it, stupid as that may be.
So, someone's seen The Office, then?
Today, I told my employee that my cancer test came back positive. He asked me how I was planning to celebrate. FML
There is much irony in your comment. I didn't call anyone an idiot. So who is the idiot today?
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How could you not know that a positive result to a cancer test is bad?
F*** your life? F*** his life, now he sadly has cancer.