By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, my boss told me his cancer test results came back positive. I congratulated him and asked how he planned to celebrate. It turns out a positive cancer test result is a bad thing. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

How could you not know that a positive result to a cancer test is bad?

F*** your life? F*** his life, now he sadly has cancer.

Comments

What are you, retarded? Positive=he has cancer. What else could it mean?

Rocky007 15

Are you related to Michael Scott?

I was thinking about "The Office" too! Whenever Michael thinks Kevin's negative test results means it's bad and that he has cancer! ...I miss Michael Scott.

Oh damn OP, YDI for sheer naiveness. **** your life my ass....**** his life.

carminecris89 13

I'm positive you're related to Jessica Simpson.

mimi809o 21

really. how could you not know that?!

I'm not going to debate the ambiguity on positive/negative in this instance, but I'd love to know what rock you've been living under to not know what cancer is and that having it is not good.

Obviously he knows that having it is not good. That's why he thought the boss should celebrate, because he thought he didn't have it, stupid as that may be.

Inheritance 10

You're how old and don't know this?

Today, I told my employee that my cancer test came back positive. He asked me how I was planning to celebrate. FML

estes816 9

This is the 5th post telling us the guy is an idiot. I think we understand that. You're the idiot today!

There is much irony in your comment. I didn't call anyone an idiot. So who is the idiot today?