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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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Oh, the patriarchy

By confused - 09/02/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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tdub10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

Can you say cougar. Haha

perdix 29

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:18

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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claytonedberg 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:44

bang her she wants some loven mabey she will promote you bye you things just don't tell you're parents you're boning a 50 year old

tj79 3

Friday 22 October 2010 1:48

well swallow your pride, dignity, morals, self esteem, and forget about your reputation and hit that shit

exodius06 7

Friday 22 October 2010 3:44

amen to that

kawigurl 0

Friday 22 October 2010 2:13

boss win! =)

chall16thvet 0

Friday 22 October 2010 2:29

HIT DAT PUSSY

almitypunx 0

Friday 22 October 2010 2:44

job security!

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 22 October 2010 2:53

well, what are you doing? that cougar's not gonna tame itself... 0_0 |the kid|

chris13174 0

Friday 22 October 2010 9:38

what he said

Daederoth 10

Friday 22 October 2010 3:30

Better start watching old on young **** to prepare yourself.

spaceshan69 0

Friday 22 October 2010 4:25

milk the sexual appeal angle. women do it all the time. now it's your turn. stop complaining

driftability 0

Friday 22 October 2010 4:26

The sexual harassment panda!.

Mister_Grinch 0

Friday 22 October 2010 4:31

MILF. Wana' trade shoes?

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, my husband once again went to my sister’s room (she's been living with us since her husband passed away) and claims he’s comforting her. He locks the door and there are moaning noises, but they insist that it’s her crying for her dead husband. They called me “selfish” for me questioning their motives. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

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Today, acting like a responsible, proactive adult and make a dentist appointment. The receptionist asked if I was available at 2:30. I replied, "Sorry, can we do 2:31? I've got a meeting." She didn't find it as funny as I did. FML

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Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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