Work: Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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Oh, the patriarchy

By confused - 09/02/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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tdub10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:05

Can you say cougar. Haha

perdix 29

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:18

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

Comments

redneck2599 7

Friday 22 October 2010 4:43

you need to drop your pants and get her done

margaritaville_ 0

Friday 22 October 2010 4:56

PEDOBEAR! haha, but really.. ew :)

jamjelly386 5

Friday 22 October 2010 5:12

looks like you better suck it up sweetheart

Chris6661 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:44

take one for the team

michellethepanda 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:48

This FML changed D: completely! How did I go from girl nanny to boy?

xxniteskie 1

Friday 22 October 2010 13:23

I was thinking the same thing .

ADiNozzo 1

Friday 22 October 2010 5:55

yea come on cougar

Oster_fml 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:00

smack those cheeks, pussy is pussy , but she's 50 so just a smack her hip may crack

evilshade 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:32

And if OP was girl I'm sure we'd also be encouraging her to f**k old wrinkly boss like some of the comments shown here.

tdurden 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:37

cougar alert?

DeathShad0 1

Friday 22 October 2010 7:04

...and nobody is saying report her ass? Sure is double standards in here.

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