By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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tdub10 2

Can you say cougar. Haha

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perdix 29

If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.

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Lennsik 4

And some are like milk. Leave it for a while and soon it'll be all mushy on the top with some weird, discolored fluid coming out of it.

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DocBastard 38

I'm ashamed and disgusted at myself for laughing at this.

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RedPillSucks 31

sigh!!! I confess. I laughed, then I had to spank my self for laughing.... ... Still spanking!

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mccarthythug 0

Looks like you're not the only desperate one...

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Same advice should be applied as for a woman. Then there are cretins like

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plix 0

and hey, there's an FML in Intimacy section that begins with the very same sentence as this one, published the very same day. Weird.

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perdix 29

Give her The Shocker and you'll be HER boss! ;)

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McMan 23

Third comment Perdix going for a record I see and how did you have so many jokes for this on the spot :P

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bennn89 5

if the shocker don't rock her, Spock her.

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Action_Bastard 0

Well just smack her in the face...with your love muscle.

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Xquisite1 28

It's funny that if the OPwas a feale andthe boss a male....then all of the comments would be so totaalltdifferent. No employee should have to deal with unwanted sexual advances.

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aback 4

What kind of sexual harassment laws do you have in Canada? If they're any good, start documenting that shit.

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volleyballchick9_fml 0

does that mean u ****** her

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