By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 209
You deserved it 3 692

Same thing different taste

Comments

perdix 29

To stay first and foremost in his heart and mind, you should toss his salad every night.

Then his salad would contain the blue vein cheese in it. Logic.

God, who is stupid enough to say that to someone?

Icecream93 4
BrooklynBoy7 8

hahahahahha. that must suck for you!