By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
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beezerbnt00 4

Pretty sure that's illegal....

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xxBitchxPleaSe 6

.... And that's how you get genital warts

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lottso88 4

I hope you don't get warts.

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fordneagles 34

That is the BEST username I've seen for ages :D I laughed so hard I nearly cried... Glad you dumped the stupid loser though, OP

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swedeNix 13

I know how it is. My ex threw a plant With pot and all in my head for chatting With à female char in world of Warcraft... Possible related to ur bf? Haha

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Talkryz 7

I think you need a new boyfriend..

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Urpoppy 21

I'm sorry, but you need to dump this insecure loser.

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kawaiichick 9

Often times when one partner accuses of the other 'cheating' it's because he/she is the guilty party.

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Vash_41288 10

I put you deserve it because you chose him. You can leave when ever you want, which i suggest you do.

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