By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
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beezerbnt00 4

Pretty sure that's illegal....

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SpideyRules 9

I'm pretty sure he meant YOUR ******* pet frog, not YOU'RE ******* pet frog.

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Levvy 22

Your clever use of grammar has put my day off to a good start. Thank you.

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midcoder007 0

u need to get out ASAP any educated woman would not stay in this kind of a relationship !

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rinkagamine_fml 9

Dump his controlling ass, and quickly. He doesn't deserve to be in a relationship if he can't respect it. (Also, a lot of guys who constantly accuse you of cheating are actually cheating themselves. It's a method of distracting you and making themselves feel better.)

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JWill0329 1

I think that maybe he is projecting and maybe he is the one that has cheated.

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graphicstyle7 17

That's really... wrong. Very controlling and a BIG RED FLAG to get out of that relationship.

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Speedylunar 19

Get out of there while you still can. This is not something that will just blow over with the years. His insecurity and distrust will continue to throw a shadow over your relationship, which can only end in tears.

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chey296927413 3

Yeah, I'd say it's time to get a new boyfriend. (FYI, stuff like that is how abuse starts.)

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noisebox 1

Alot of trust in that relationship..time to split before you get murdered....,

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