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By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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beezerbnt00 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:07

Pretty sure that's illegal....

Rodders_SOTC 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:08

It will only get worse, get rid.

Comments

HSOMGF 5

Monday 20 August 2012 0:52

The only toad in this scenario is your boyfriend. Upgrade immediately.

jquibell 2

Monday 20 August 2012 0:59

Unless you've given him reason in the past for the mistrust then he's most likely cheating himself.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 20 August 2012 1:01

He knew you were with the toad. He was afraid you'd give him warts.

brian_b005 3

Monday 20 August 2012 1:02

Looks like you need a real man that doesn't have any insecure issues

rivaraven 35

Monday 20 August 2012 1:16

Now that's sad.

dead247 13

Monday 20 August 2012 1:35

The toad is a prince! He should be suspicious!

DraGonfLy12 3

Monday 20 August 2012 1:37

Get rid of him!!!!!

The_Mastadon 5

Monday 20 August 2012 1:50

Your frogs name is Jesus?

pcentral 17

Monday 20 August 2012 1:57

Sounds like you've got yourself an Overly Attached Boyfriend.

nickolascronk 3

Monday 20 August 2012 2:04

Your boyfriend is STUPID

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