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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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xFusionBluex 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:26

call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

Liips 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:44

Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...

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FMLFORTHEWIN 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 14:40

here's your problem: I don't have a cat. here's my solution: suck it up and get a new one.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:18

Here's your problem: You've don't have a cat and you aren't OP, so you don't know how attached OP is to the cat. Here's my solution: Don't be a dick-wad and have some sympathy. Maybe that cat meant a lot to her.

shane_lyne 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 11:40

liar! cats don't live that long.tard

tymarie2012 31

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:26

yes they do.

kottur 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:06

Shane_Lyne ...Cats can live longer then 13 years,my neighbor cat is 18 years old (That rather old for cats but still..) and my cat is 11 years old. You better get that cat back! Call the police you can't!

Rosebreaker 6

Friday 10 June 2011 4:01

Why do they always take the pets? o.o

kaycee1996 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 6:58

Sorry but at 14 there is the possibility that your cat went away to die..... :S

LadyGore 12

Friday 16 March 2012 4:38

I don't understand people who think its a good idea to live with partners after only 4 months.

iLahYou 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:49

Why would you even move in with the boyfriend of months.. People now adays like to play mommy and daddy or "try things out". SMH! ydi

HaiImJulia 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:18

I'm sure you can contact the authorities about it. Good luck!

bakerella 29

Monday 12 November 2012 20:02

Everytime I read this FML it makes me mad. What a major ASSHOLE. Hope you got your cat back. Also, maybe this is a lesson learned, don't move in with your significant other so quickly