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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Savanerzz - 18/03/2018 01:30

Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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Top comments

_kyleG_ 34

Friday 27 February 2015 12:59

YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.

Jasim 17

Friday 27 February 2015 13:00

I can't believe this shit is going viral.

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just_america 6

Saturday 7 March 2015 6:30

It's black and blue

mizz_brandi 9

Monday 16 March 2015 5:08

It isn't black and blue or white and gold. It's a common core math problem and the answer is 17. :)

CougeeSwagg 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:02

It's actually blue and black, but with God awful lighting. I've seen the actual dress because the picture is mine.

shemademedoit 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 11:54

you first said the colors tho.....

sillikitti 15

Tuesday 8 September 2015 23:11

That's why I don't follow the media.

starfoxfan1 7

Sunday 18 October 2015 2:03

Oh my god, just shut the hell up already, who gives a damn if it's white and gold or blue and black, this is literally the most stupid fight in a relationship and in life. YTDI!!!!

Oshwaflz_ 2

Saturday 21 May 2016 5:13

Why are you doing that in 2016

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 23 October 2016 22:52

This was posted a year ago.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 8 September 2020 10:12

Clearly a bad relationship of you break up over a dresses colour

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