Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary.... - FML

By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By ohdear - 27/01/2011 13:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2014 01:07 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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DolphinLaser23 24

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:27

So romantic

dcats 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:28

Too quick?

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sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:38

so? I mean it was a quicky but at least he stopped by. maybe he'll give you longer sex after work. a preview of what's to come.

AlyKinks35 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:52

So not cool..he could've atleast brought flowers...

RickySleeves 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:53

At least ya got something

SydLovesLacey 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:57

Awe /: don't worry OP, sometimes men don't realize how important anniversaries are to us sometimes. Just communicate with him about it and how you feel. He should take the hint.

SS 31

Sunday 31 May 2015 18:39

Guys don't take hints. Be straight to the point.

attaboyyy11 11

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:18

This

Polynomial 28

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:23

As a guy ... What 40 said.

brand125 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 21:28

not all guys know that 5 years is any more important than 2, 3 or 4.. dont you just celebrate every anniversary, every year? (which in this case they didnt, at all)

LazyLarry 3

Saturday 20 June 2015 15:25

Um, I take great offense from that.. Not all of us are forgetful.

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:58

Hopefully he's just throwing you off the scent of a better surprise. But maybe that's optimistic. lol. Also, there's nothing wrong with an early morning quickie to make the rest of the work day more bearable. :P

MELKOZAR 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:09

It's the thought that counts!

demix_fml 32

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:13

It's my five year anniversary this year too and I bet I don't even get that !

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:21

I'm glad my boyfriend and I don't know our exact anniversary date.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:28

And then after work he took you out for a great dinner...right? He needs to prioritize better either way you should be #1

leogachi 15

Monday 1 June 2015 3:17

How about instead of skipping work and risk getting fired they just celebrate when neither of them are working? Prioritizing is one thing, but skipping work? That's just stupid.

brand125 17

Monday 1 June 2015 3:43

he said AFTER work, not during....

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:30

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