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By tht1chk - 31/10/2010 00:37 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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RC4524 0

Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.

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lori_lovee 0

Ydi!, it was your first time and you didn't shave?! Lmfao.

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underpaid011 0

so shave? just saying. PS it's fair to ask him to shave as well.

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amayaa_fml 7

hahhahaha GROSS! wax that shit

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Jonscarl 0

hahaha maybe her old bf was kinky lok

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

After a comment so foolish, childish, vulgar and just plain pointlessly stupid, I trust that you immediately put your clothes back on, slapped the little sh*t and threw him out, right? After all, you thought you were dating a man, not a stupid little boy, and so now that you found out breaking up is the best... He's got another 45 or so years to go before he grows up enough to have a chance of losing his virginity anyway.

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