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By tht1chk - 31/10/2010 00:37 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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RC4524 0

Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.

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at1325 0

holy shit that was funny as he'll. he wins. not the end of the world fir you though, laugh it off or shave.

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emmi23 0

dude idk how old u r but im only 15 nd i shave down there nd guys neva complain bout hair but however guys should either shave or wax themselves coz who wants to taste that

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xxniteskie 1

Wow. Just.... Wow.

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Dudeitsnuri 0

makes you wonder really. down with the bloody antiflood

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carlycrf 8

*****. 15 years old, and your saying guys never complain?

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thebeanishere 8

Is it just me or is she just a *****!

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c_o_www 4

You're a total *****. "Guys never complain! And who wants to taste a guys hair? Like eww" you're a ******* **** and should just STFU cause you basically just told the whole Internet that. Well, I don't think I need to clarify what you said

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mzeemzima 0

uhh dat nasty I hate hairy chicks YDI shave dat beast

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at1325 0

I don't think I would have been bothered by this comment, he was joking, it's obvious no matter how much hair you have it won't kill your children as they are born. it was a joke. the common social response to a joke is to laugh.

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insanesna1l 0

you mean my eating of a donut after hearing something humourous has been incorrect this entire time?? :-p

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rostik 1

it seems there's someone else who needs to shave...

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kenyrabit 25

Gold Star, #257! Clever comedian. I agree to laugh.

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insanesna1l 0

just tell him; you wanna get laid or not?? and by the way, as cheech would put it "******* pussy" apologies for being crass

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munkee_6669 0

its like your crotch is the jungle and your baby is a little Vietcong soldier XD

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olivia365411 0

hey shave if u want or not of he still wants to **** u I'm sure he will

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pop_a_squat 2

Don't worry about it too much OP. Your boyfriend was probably nervous and trying his best to lighten up the situation. Not that it was appropriate or anything, but it was just his attempt.

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